Lost Science Clubhouse History:

Founded at the turn of the century (the next one), by poet/philosopher/scientist J.T. Slyde (See: Slyde Rule*), The Lost Science Clubhouse was stored for eons in a bottle stored in an undisclosed location, where it was freeze dried for quick assembly. In one of his many jaunts through the digital wasteland, known cosmic corsair, Kaptain Takeover came across the jar of freeze dried Lost Science Clubhouse.

Through the miracles of modern science (one rubber jar opener and an eye dropper of club soda), Kaptain Takeover was able to restore The Lost Science Clubhouse to it’s former grandeur.

The Lost Science Clubhouse:

Where things that could not or should not work are brought together in a sort of TECHNO-ANARCHY, in spite of the laws of physics and engineering. The work that emerges here is generally sloppy and slipshod and often miraculous. Due to threats from an elite covert group of technocrats called The Elite Covert Group of Technocrats, founder of The Lost Science Clubhouse, J.T. Slide mysteriously vanished, leaving the actual whereabouts of the clubhouse unknown, until now.

*The "Slyde Rule":

"When things slide, greater constitutions rise to service."
-Justin Tyme Slide, circa 2103