Friday, November 04, 2016

Welcome to the VOID!

Wednesday, November 09, 2011

Into the vastness of the Video Void!

Monday, April 10, 2006

Wednesday, January 04, 2006

Lost Science Clubhouse History:

Founded at the turn of the century (the next one), by poet/philosopher/scientist J.T. Slyde (See: Slyde Rule*), The Lost Science Clubhouse was stored for eons in a bottle stored in an undisclosed location, where it was freeze dried for quick assembly. In one of his many jaunts through the digital wasteland, known cosmic corsair, Kaptain Takeover came across the jar of freeze dried Lost Science Clubhouse.

Through the miracles of modern science (one rubber jar opener and an eye dropper of club soda), Kaptain Takeover was able to restore The Lost Science Clubhouse to it’s former grandeur.

The Lost Science Clubhouse:

Where things that could not or should not work are brought together in a sort of TECHNO-ANARCHY, in spite of the laws of physics and engineering. The work that emerges here is generally sloppy and slipshod and often miraculous. Due to threats from an elite covert group of technocrats called The Elite Covert Group of Technocrats, founder of The Lost Science Clubhouse, J.T. Slide mysteriously vanished, leaving the actual whereabouts of the clubhouse unknown, until now.

*The "Slyde Rule":

"When things slide, greater constitutions rise to service."
-Justin Tyme Slide, circa 2103

Tuesday, December 13, 2005

Here you go, kids...Your very own Kaptain Takeover Decoder Ring®!! See if you can decode the following message with it:

Simply copy the above message and click on it, then paste it in the box that appears (make sure you delete the default message already in the box) and hit decode!!

Thursday, December 01, 2005

Take the pledge and click on the certificate, below!!

As a member of the
Lost Science Clubhouse
I will obey the
following rules:

  • Don't Flinch Unless You're Hit.
  • Don't Run If You're Not Being Chased.
  • Last One To The Table Don't Get To Eat.
  • All For One And Each Man For Himself.
  • If It's Tight: WD 40, If It's Loose: Duct Tape.
  • The Only Way To Fight Ignorance Is With Arrogance.

Hey there Digital Pirate Buddies!! Ol' Kaptain Takeover has a big surprise for YOU!
Simply click on the certificate below and VIOLA!! You have a swell piece of paper you can write your name on and show off the fact that you're a member of the "Lost Science Clubhouse"©®!!
I could be wrong, but I think in some states it will actually allow you to teach college and perform weddings!!


Saturday, June 25, 2005

Membership has it's privileges.

Discover the mysterious gadgetry from time before and yet to come, as we pull back the onion skin layer of diminsional delusion and finite illusion. Behold, that which will ever be and the thusness of neverbe as they co-exist in this ne'erwhence, ne'erwhon nethersphere.