Hey there Digital Pirate Buddies!! Ol' Kaptain Takeover has a big surprise for YOU!
Simply click on the certificate below and VIOLA!! You have a swell piece of paper you can write your name on and show off the fact that you're a member of the "Lost Science Clubhouse"©®!!
I could be wrong, but I think in some states it will actually allow you to teach college and perform weddings!!

HUZZAH!!